They've reacted by adding $5 trillion to our national debt.
Here's my impression of this fiasco:
- A stimulus package that requires us to borrow money from China to fund it? DONE!
- Fanny Mae is failing? So is Freddie Mac? QUICK!! TAKE THEM OVER! (Pass the buck.)
- Lehman Bros. is failing? Too bad. They didn't support my candidacy. Let them FAIL!
- AIG is failing? Bail 'em out. Then bail 'em out again!
- Stock market's lost 2,000 points in the last ten days? Drat.
- Bear Stevens is failing? Seize them, sell them and put the taxpayer on the hook for the bill!
- Citi is failing? Bail 'em out. More? Bail faster! Here, have some more taxpayer money!
- A $700 billion bailout? Add another $150 billion to bribe the opposition in Congress. Mo' money, mo' money!
- We're bailing out all the toxic debt??! Bail harder! Bail faster! Here, have some more money!
- What? What? Wall Street doesn't think it's the right fix now that they have it?
- Washington Mutual is failing? Seize 'em and bail 'em out!
- Dow's dropped 2,000 more points?
- Hmm...Dow added 936 points in one day, but it's still down for the week.
- Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, J.P. Morgan, Bank of America, Merrill Lynch, Citigroup, Wells Fargo, Bank of New York Mellon and State Street all signed on to our $2.5 trillion deal, to take our money, whether they needed it or not! YAY!! MORE DEBT!! Oh those taxpayers are really soaking it up now! Hummana, hummana, hummana!
- WHAT DID ALAN GREENSPAN SAY?? Oh, man, there goes another 600 points off the Dow!
- "Bailouts Being Used to Finance Retirement Packages." Surprise, surprise, surprise.
- Now the TARP measure isn't being used to buy all toxic debt? What's going on now?
- Hmm...General Motors sales fell 45% from a year ago, Ford fell 30%, Chrysler fell 35%, Toyota fell 23%, Honda fell 25%, and Nissan fell 33%.
- Now the Big 3 want a bailout? Yes! No! Yes! No!
- The CEOs flew their private jets to Washington while claiming that their companies are BROKE??! GM is producing a 2009 Hummer??!
- Group says we entered a recession in December 2007. Well, DUH!
As for the rest, it was a mistake to begin with. I think that those companies that would have a negative effect on the value of the dollar overseas (should they fail) need to be bailed out, while the others should get on a payment plan and pay off their debts, just like Joe and Jane Six Pack does.
The government should take the money from this $5 trillion scheme and put it toward paying down our national debt. That'll kill us in the long run and will hurt many more people than the current downturn has/will.
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