Taser Duel in Colorado over Parking Spot: At Least They're Both Still Alive

Two men got into an argument over an illegally parked vehicle and whipped out their Tasers, shocking one another stupid. The instigator was arrested.

Well, it's a better outcome than having these guys pull out handguns and start blasting away at one another, with the bullets hitting whoever or whatever is in the way. Both men are alive and none the worse for their experience.

Too bad it's not on video. It would help the authorities sort out the stories that both men are telling.

Two Judges Threaten to Have the Other Arrested Over Scheduling Dispute: Now THAT'S Courtroom Drama

Two court judges engaged in an argument over scheduling of the same courtroom threatened to issue contempt of court warrants against the other, which could have lead to both of them being arrested.

Now THAT would have been funny! They should proceed with their threats immediately. Some diabolical genius would probably be able to sell tickets for the public to come watch their tax dollars hard at work.

Someone ought to go down there with a couple of push-pins and let some of the hot air out of that courthouse.